Snarky – Yélo Pomélo https://yelopomelo.com Stuff for Hipster Parents Wed, 26 Jul 2023 11:05:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.2 https://yelopomelo.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/cropped-yp-icon-32x32.png Snarky – Yélo Pomélo https://yelopomelo.com 32 32 Silently Judging You Mug https://yelopomelo.com/silently-judging-you-mug/ https://yelopomelo.com/silently-judging-you-mug/#respond Fri, 27 Aug 2021 07:30:18 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=497207 A guaranteed hit at meetings. This Silently Judging You mug is great gift for co-workers, students, nurses… well, anyone who tends to keep their mouth shut. About this Silently Judging You Mug: Printed on a white, glossy 11-oz or 15-oz ceramic mug Image is printed on both sides Dishwasher and microwave safe NOTE: This item […]

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A guaranteed hit at meetings. This Silently Judging You mug is great gift for co-workers, students, nurses… well, anyone who tends to keep their mouth shut.

About this Silently Judging You Mug:

  • Printed on a white, glossy 11-oz or 15-oz ceramic mug
  • Image is printed on both sides
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

NOTE: This item is printed on demand.

We normally take 2-7 business days to create our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Sorry Not Sorry Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/embroidered-sorry-not-sorry-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/embroidered-sorry-not-sorry-shirt/#respond Wed, 11 Mar 2020 08:13:50 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=493018 Show your sarcastic side with this embroidered Sorry Not Sorry shirt. #sorrynotsorry is embroidered on the left chest. White shirts have text embroidered in red; black shirts are embroidered with white thread; sport grey shirts are embroidered with black thread. About this #SorryNotSorry Shirt: • Made to order on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt […]

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Show your sarcastic side with this embroidered Sorry Not Sorry shirt. #sorrynotsorry is embroidered on the left chest.

White shirts have text embroidered in red; black shirts are embroidered with white thread; sport grey shirts are embroidered with black thread.

About this #SorryNotSorry Shirt:

• Made to order on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt
• Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

NOTE: This item is embroidered to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Sorry Not Sorry But Sorry For Saying Sorry Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/sorry-not-sorry-but-sorry-for-saying-sorry-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/sorry-not-sorry-but-sorry-for-saying-sorry-shirt/#respond Tue, 10 Mar 2020 08:52:07 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=492944 This second-guessing shirt makes a great gift for Canadians, feminists, and Canadian feminists. #sorrynotsorry #sorryforsayingsorry #saywhat? About this Sorry Not Sorry Unisex Style Shirt: • Made to order on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk […]

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This second-guessing shirt makes a great gift for Canadians, feminists, and Canadian feminists. #sorrynotsorry #sorryforsayingsorry #saywhat?

About this Sorry Not Sorry Unisex Style Shirt:

• Made to order on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt
• Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

NOTE: This item is printed on demand.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Always Ask Before Grabbing A Pussy Hat https://yelopomelo.com/always-ask-before-grabbing-a-pussy-hat/ https://yelopomelo.com/always-ask-before-grabbing-a-pussy-hat/#comments Fri, 21 Feb 2020 03:34:58 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=494431 This Always Ask Before Grabbing A Pussy Hat was inspired by that hilarious Trump parody video by Vicente Fox. Red snapback with white embroidery (MAGA hat style). About this Always Ask Before Grabbing A Pussy Hat: Structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. Adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat. […]

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This Always Ask Before Grabbing A Pussy Hat was inspired by that hilarious Trump parody video by Vicente Fox. Red snapback with white embroidery (MAGA hat style).

About this Always Ask Before Grabbing A Pussy Hat:

  • Structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. Adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.
  • 80% acrylic / 20% wool
  • Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
  • Plastic snap closure
  • Green under visor
  • Head circumference: 21 ⅝” – 23 ⅝” (54.9 cm to 60 cm)

NOTE: This item is embroidered to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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OK Boomer Beanie https://yelopomelo.com/ok-boomer-beanie/ https://yelopomelo.com/ok-boomer-beanie/#respond Fri, 15 Nov 2019 14:30:53 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=485761 This OK BOOMER beanie will keep you snug while you smugly insult anyone older than 30. Embroidered in red and black thread on the hat’s cuff. Available in white and grey. About this OK boomer beanie: – 100% Turbo Acrylic – 12″ in length – Hypoallergenic – Unisex style NOTE: This item is embroidered to […]

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This OK BOOMER beanie will keep you snug while you smugly insult anyone older than 30. Embroidered in red and black thread on the hat’s cuff. Available in white and grey.

About this OK boomer beanie:

– 100% Turbo Acrylic
– 12″ in length
– Hypoallergenic
– Unisex style

NOTE: This item is embroidered to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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OK Boomer Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/ok-boomer-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/ok-boomer-shirt/#respond Sun, 10 Nov 2019 09:54:32 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=485397 This OK BOOMER shirt is the perfect response to those forever chastizing baby boomers. A great gift for millennials, obviously. We have this design on a sweatshirt: OK Boomer Sweatshirt About this OK Boomer Shirt: • Printed to order on a Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle shirt • Pre-shrunk, 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.5 […]

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This OK BOOMER shirt is the perfect response to those forever chastizing baby boomers. A great gift for millennials, obviously.

We have this design on a sweatshirt: OK Boomer Sweatshirt

About this OK Boomer Shirt:

• Printed to order on a Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle shirt
• Pre-shrunk, 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

NOTE: This item is printed on demand.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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OK Boomer Sweatshirt https://yelopomelo.com/ok-boomer-sweatshirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/ok-boomer-sweatshirt/#respond Sat, 09 Nov 2019 15:12:29 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=485302 OK Boomer: When a baby boomer says some dumb shit and you can't even begin to explain why he's wrong because that would be deconstructing decades of misinformation and ignorance so you just brush it off and say okay.

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This OK BOOMER sweatshirt is the perfect response to those lecturing you about your lack of job/degree/house/car. And who created this economic mess? #okboomer

We also have this design on a tee: OK Boomer Shirt

About this OK Boomer Sweatshirt:

• Printed to order on a Gildan 18000 unisex crew neck sweatshirt
• Pre-shrunk, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/y² (271.25 g/m²)
• 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

NOTE: THIS ITEM IS MADE TO ORDER

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Silently Judging You Baby Bodysuit https://yelopomelo.com/silently-judging-you-baby-bodysuit/ https://yelopomelo.com/silently-judging-you-baby-bodysuit/#respond Tue, 10 Sep 2019 08:13:27 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=478903 Show your baby’s sarcastic side with this Silently Judging You Baby Bodysuit. Just because she can’t talk, doesn’t mean she hasn’t already made up her mind about you. This black baby bodysuit is made from 100% cotton, and features a sweet rainbow to soften the crushing message. Makes for a great newborn baby gift for […]

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Show your baby’s sarcastic side with this Silently Judging You Baby Bodysuit. Just because she can’t talk, doesn’t mean she hasn’t already made up her mind about you.

This black baby bodysuit is made from 100% cotton, and features a sweet rainbow to soften the crushing message. Makes for a great newborn baby gift for sarcastic, hipster parents.

About this Silently Judging You Baby Bodysuit:

  • Made to order on a premium short-sleeve baby bodysuit (Bella + Canvas 100B)
  • 100% soft cotton
  • Comfortable envelope neckline and three-snap leg closure for easy changing

NOTE: THIS ITEM IS MADE TO ORDER.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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