Shop – Yélo Pomélo https://yelopomelo.com Stuff for Hipster Parents Sun, 07 Jan 2024 20:38:07 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.2 https://yelopomelo.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/cropped-yp-icon-32x32.png Shop – Yélo Pomélo https://yelopomelo.com 32 32 “Sorry Your Password Must Contain” Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/sorry-your-password-must-contain-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/sorry-your-password-must-contain-shirt/#respond Sat, 16 Sep 2023 16:47:39 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=501664 This Sorry Your Password Must Contain shirt makes for a hilarious gift for sys admins and tech geeks. “Sorry, your password must contain at least 12 characters, a lowercase letter, an UPPERCASE letter, a number (0-9), a symbol !@#$%^&*, a gang sign, a tasteful haiku, a feather off a hawk, and a drop of unicorn […]

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This Sorry Your Password Must Contain shirt makes for a hilarious gift for sys admins and tech geeks. “Sorry, your password must contain at least 12 characters, a lowercase letter, an UPPERCASE letter, a number (0-9), a symbol !@#$%^&*, a gang sign, a tasteful haiku, a feather off a hawk, and a drop of unicorn blood.”

About this Sorry Your Password Must Contain Shirt:

• Made to order on a Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex premium tee
• Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed

NOTE: This item is printed on demand.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Nina Simone Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/nina-simone-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/nina-simone-shirt/#respond Tue, 25 Jul 2023 13:18:03 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=501606 This Nina Simone shirt was inspired by the iconic singer-songwriter, as they release –in 2023!– a “lost” recording of the legendary artist’s set at the 1966 Newport Jazz Festival. Feelin’ good! They say it’s a communist plot…but all I want is equality. This item is printed on demand, so please check the size chart before […]

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This Nina Simone shirt was inspired by the iconic singer-songwriter, as they release –in 2023!– a “lost” recording of the legendary artist’s set at the 1966 Newport Jazz Festival. Feelin’ good!

They say it’s a communist plot…but all I want is equality.

This item is printed on demand, so please check the size chart before ordering. As sizes vary between brands, we recommend that you measure your favorite t-shirt and compare it with the size chart.

About this Nina Simone Shirt

• Made to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex premium tee
• Solid colors are 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed

NOTE: This item is printed to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Quoth the Raven Nevermore Can-Shaped Glass https://yelopomelo.com/quoth-the-raven-nevermore-can-shaped-glass/ https://yelopomelo.com/quoth-the-raven-nevermore-can-shaped-glass/#respond Mon, 24 Jul 2023 11:20:38 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=501594 Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe, this Quoth the Raven Nevermore can-shaped glass features a macabre image of a raven standing on a skull. About this Quoth the Raven Nevermore Can-Shaped Glass: Design is UV-printed onto a durable glass product Volume: 16 oz (473 ml) NOT dishwasher and microwave safe! NOTE: This item is printed on […]

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Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe, this Quoth the Raven Nevermore can-shaped glass features a macabre image of a raven standing on a skull.

About this Quoth the Raven Nevermore Can-Shaped Glass:

  • Design is UV-printed onto a durable glass product
  • Volume: 16 oz (473 ml)
  • NOT dishwasher and microwave safe!

NOTE: This item is printed on demand.

We normally take 2-7 business days to create our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei Tote Bag https://yelopomelo.com/its-not-chinese-fucking-taipei-tote-bag/ https://yelopomelo.com/its-not-chinese-fucking-taipei-tote-bag/#respond Tue, 27 Dec 2022 21:07:06 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=501061 This It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei tote was inspired by the John Oliver episode about Taiwan. (Thanks Freddie Lim!) One side says “IT’S NOT CHINESE FUCKING TAIPEI”, and the other side says TAIWAN. About this It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei Tote Bag – Made to order on a Econscious EC8000 organic cotton twill tote bag […]

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This It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei tote was inspired by the John Oliver episode about Taiwan. (Thanks Freddie Lim!)

One side says “IT’S NOT CHINESE FUCKING TAIPEI”, and the other side says TAIWAN.

About this It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei Tote Bag

– Made to order on a Econscious EC8000 organic cotton twill tote bag
– 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
– Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
– Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
– Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
– 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
– Open main compartment

NOTE: This item is made to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to create our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei Mug https://yelopomelo.com/its-not-chinese-fucking-taipei-mug/ https://yelopomelo.com/its-not-chinese-fucking-taipei-mug/#respond Sun, 27 Nov 2022 01:57:34 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=498724 This mug makes it clear to everyone in the room that it’s not Chinese Fucking Taipei. It’s Taiwan. About this It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei Mug: 11-oz ceramic mug with colored rim, inside, and handle Dishwasher and microwave safe NOTE: This item is printed on demand. We normally take 2-7 business days to create our […]

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This mug makes it clear to everyone in the room that it’s not Chinese Fucking Taipei. It’s Taiwan.

About this It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei Mug:

  • 11-oz ceramic mug with colored rim, inside, and handle
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

NOTE: This item is printed on demand.

We normally take 2-7 business days to create our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Quoth The Raven Nevermore Tote Bag https://yelopomelo.com/quoth-the-raven-nevermore-tote-bag/ https://yelopomelo.com/quoth-the-raven-nevermore-tote-bag/#respond Fri, 14 Oct 2022 14:00:28 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=498581 This Quoth the Raven Nevermore tote bag is our ode to Edgar Allan Poe, featuring a raven sitting on a skull on one side and the first stanza of the poem on the other side: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten […]

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This Quoth the Raven Nevermore tote bag is our ode to Edgar Allan Poe, featuring a raven sitting on a skull on one side and the first stanza of the poem on the other side:

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“‘Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

About this Quoth the Raven Nevermore Tote Bag

– Made to order on a Econscious EC8000 organic cotton twill tote bag
– 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
– Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
– Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
– Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
– 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
– Open main compartment

NOTE: This item is made to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to create our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Single Line Cyclist Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/single-line-cyclist-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/single-line-cyclist-shirt/#respond Sun, 20 Mar 2022 02:03:05 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=498093 This minimalist cycling shirt features a single line drawing of a solitary biker going uphill. An elegant gift for cyclists. About this Single Line Cyclist Shirt: – Made to order on a Bella & Canvas 3001 unisex premium t-shirt – Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) […]

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This minimalist cycling shirt features a single line drawing of a solitary biker going uphill. An elegant gift for cyclists.

About this Single Line Cyclist Shirt:

– Made to order on a Bella & Canvas 3001 unisex premium t-shirt
– Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
– Pre-shrunk fabric
– 30 single
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
– Side-seamed

NOTE: This item is printed to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Ukraine Fist Sticker https://yelopomelo.com/ukraine-fist-sticker/ https://yelopomelo.com/ukraine-fist-sticker/#respond Sat, 19 Mar 2022 08:43:42 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=498080 A fist in the glorious colors of the Ukrainian flag. Slava Ukraini! Sizes indicate the approximate height of the sticker. These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when […]

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A fist in the glorious colors of the Ukrainian flag. Slava Ukraini!

Sizes indicate the approximate height of the sticker.

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers, and the stickers can be used both indoors and outdoors.

About this Ukraine Fist Sticker

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use
• 95µ density
• Sizes are approximate and indicate the width of the page the design is printed on!

Don’t forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

NOTE: This item is printed on demand.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Pi Day Beanie https://yelopomelo.com/pi-day-beanie/ https://yelopomelo.com/pi-day-beanie/#respond Wed, 26 Jan 2022 15:18:32 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=497913 This Pi Day beanie was designed in honor of the annual celebration of the mathematical constant π. About this Pi Day Beanie • 95% polyester, 5% spandex (fabric composition may vary by up to 1%, depending on the fulfillment location) • Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd² (210 g/m²) • Double-layered • Regular fit (order a size […]

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This Pi Day beanie was designed in honor of the annual celebration of the mathematical constant π.

About this Pi Day Beanie

• 95% polyester, 5% spandex (fabric composition may vary by up to 1%, depending on the fulfillment location)
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd² (210 g/m²)
• Double-layered
• Regular fit (order a size up for a slouchy fit)
• Wash at 86°F (30°C)

NOTE: This item is made to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to create our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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The Tell-Tale Heart Mug https://yelopomelo.com/the-tell-tale-heart-mug/ https://yelopomelo.com/the-tell-tale-heart-mug/#respond Tue, 18 Jan 2022 15:17:32 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=497889 Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe, this Tell-Tale Heart mug features a macabre looking  heart on one side and quotes from the famous story on the other side: No doubt I now grew very pale; — but I talked more fluently, and with a heightened voice. Yet the sound increased — and what could I do? It was a […]

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Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe, this Tell-Tale Heart mug features a macabre looking  heart on one side and quotes from the famous story on the other side:

No doubt I now grew very pale; — but I talked more fluently, and with a heightened voice. Yet the sound increased — and what could I do? It was a low, dull, quick sound — much such a sound as a watch makes when enveloped in cotton. I gasped for breath — and yet the officers heard it not.

About this Tell-Tale Heart Mug:

  • 11-oz ceramic mug with colored rim, inside, and handle
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

NOTE: This item is printed on demand.

We normally take 2-7 business days to create our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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