Parents – Yélo Pomélo https://yelopomelo.com Stuff for Hipster Parents Sun, 16 Mar 2025 00:05:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://yelopomelo.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/cropped-yp-icon-32x32.png Parents – Yélo Pomélo https://yelopomelo.com 32 32 Elbows Up Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/elbows-up-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/elbows-up-shirt/#respond Fri, 07 Mar 2025 00:18:13 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=502519 This Elbows Up shirt was inspired by Mike Myers’ recent appearance on SNL. If you wake up each day and think F*ck Trump — this Elbows Up shirt is for you. Here’s also an explainer of the hockey term “elbows up” (CBC). For shipments in Canada, these shirts are printed in Canada (Mississauga). For US […]

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This Elbows Up shirt was inspired by Mike Myers’ recent appearance on SNL. If you wake up each day and think F*ck Trump — this Elbows Up shirt is for you. Here’s also an explainer of the hockey term “elbows up” (CBC).

For shipments in Canada, these shirts are printed in Canada (Mississauga). For US shipments, we get these printed at a facility in the US to avoid those fucking tariffs (but rest assured, we’re a Canadian company).

Thanks for your support, wherever you’re located!

About this Elbows Up Shirt:

• Printed to order on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle tee (Gildan is also a Canadian company!)
• Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre

NOTE: This item is printed on demand.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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“Sorry Your Password Must Contain” Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/sorry-your-password-must-contain-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/sorry-your-password-must-contain-shirt/#respond Sat, 16 Sep 2023 16:47:39 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=501664 This Sorry Your Password Must Contain shirt makes for a hilarious gift for sys admins and tech geeks. “Sorry, your password must contain at least 12 characters, a lowercase letter, an UPPERCASE letter, a number (0-9), a symbol !@#$%^&*, a gang sign, a tasteful haiku, a feather off a hawk, and a drop of unicorn […]

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This Sorry Your Password Must Contain shirt makes for a hilarious gift for sys admins and tech geeks. “Sorry, your password must contain at least 12 characters, a lowercase letter, an UPPERCASE letter, a number (0-9), a symbol !@#$%^&*, a gang sign, a tasteful haiku, a feather off a hawk, and a drop of unicorn blood.”

About this Sorry Your Password Must Contain Shirt:

• Made to order on a Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex premium tee
• Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed

NOTE: This item is printed on demand.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Nina Simone Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/nina-simone-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/nina-simone-shirt/#respond Tue, 25 Jul 2023 13:18:03 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=501606 This Nina Simone shirt was inspired by the iconic singer-songwriter, as they release –in 2023!– a “lost” recording of the legendary artist’s set at the 1966 Newport Jazz Festival. Feelin’ good! They say it’s a communist plot…but all I want is equality. This item is printed on demand, so please check the size chart before […]

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This Nina Simone shirt was inspired by the iconic singer-songwriter, as they release –in 2023!– a “lost” recording of the legendary artist’s set at the 1966 Newport Jazz Festival. Feelin’ good!

They say it’s a communist plot…but all I want is equality.

This item is printed on demand, so please check the size chart before ordering. As sizes vary between brands, we recommend that you measure your favorite t-shirt and compare it with the size chart.

About this Nina Simone Shirt

• Made to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex premium tee
• Solid colors are 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed

NOTE: This item is printed to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Single Line Cyclist Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/single-line-cyclist-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/single-line-cyclist-shirt/#respond Sun, 20 Mar 2022 02:03:05 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=498093 This minimalist cycling shirt features a single line drawing of a solitary biker going uphill. An elegant gift for cyclists. About this Single Line Cyclist Shirt: – Made to order on a Bella & Canvas 3001 unisex premium t-shirt – Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) […]

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This minimalist cycling shirt features a single line drawing of a solitary biker going uphill. An elegant gift for cyclists.

About this Single Line Cyclist Shirt:

– Made to order on a Bella & Canvas 3001 unisex premium t-shirt
– Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
– Pre-shrunk fabric
– 30 single
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
– Side-seamed

NOTE: This item is printed to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Cassette Tape Music Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/cassette-tape-music-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/cassette-tape-music-shirt/#respond Thu, 16 Dec 2021 05:52:25 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=497759 This Cassette Tape Music shirt heralds back to the good old days of rockin’ to your mix tape with your Walkman… About this Cassette Tape Music Shirt: – Made to order on a Bella & Canvas 3001 unisex premium t-shirt – Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – Heather Prism colors are 99% […]

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This Cassette Tape Music shirt heralds back to the good old days of rockin’ to your mix tape with your Walkman…

About this Cassette Tape Music Shirt:

– Made to order on a Bella & Canvas 3001 unisex premium t-shirt
– Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
– Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
– Pre-shrunk fabric
– 30 single
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
– Side-seamed

NOTE: This item is printed to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/its-not-chinese-fucking-taipei-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/its-not-chinese-fucking-taipei-shirt/#respond Tue, 16 Nov 2021 15:22:44 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=497577 This It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei shirt was inspired by the John Oliver episode about Taiwan. Thanks Freddie Lim! The video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y18-07g39g (10min50s mark) About this It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei Shirt: – Made to order on a Bella & Canvas 3001 unisex premium t-shirt – 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – Fabric […]

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This It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei shirt was inspired by the John Oliver episode about Taiwan. Thanks Freddie Lim!

The video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y18-07g39g (10min50s mark)

About this It’s Not Chinese Fucking Taipei Shirt:

– Made to order on a Bella & Canvas 3001 unisex premium t-shirt
– 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
– Pre-shrunk fabric
– 30 single
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
– Side-seamed

NOTE: This item is printed to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Anti Facial Recognition Hoodie https://yelopomelo.com/anti-facial-recognition-hoodie/ https://yelopomelo.com/anti-facial-recognition-hoodie/#respond Wed, 06 Oct 2021 05:01:20 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=497391 Protest surveillance tech with this anti facial recognition hoodie. The fake faces printed all over it are meant to confuse cameras. The pattern printed on this item is inspired from the art project Project Hyperface. We are not affiliated with them and do NOT guarantee this will actually confuse AI algorithms! About this Anti Facial […]

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Protest surveillance tech with this anti facial recognition hoodie. The fake faces printed all over it are meant to confuse cameras.

The pattern printed on this item is inspired from the art project Project Hyperface. We are not affiliated with them and do NOT guarantee this will actually confuse AI algorithms!

About this Anti Facial Recognition Hoodie:

• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Overlock seams
• Comes with drawstrings

NOTE: THIS ITEM IS MADE TO ORDER

We normally take 2-7 business days to create our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Anti Facial Recognition Joggers https://yelopomelo.com/anti-facial-recognition-joggers/ https://yelopomelo.com/anti-facial-recognition-joggers/#respond Wed, 06 Oct 2021 03:28:59 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=497361 Protest surveillance tech with these anti facial recognition joggers. The fake faces printed all over it are meant to confuse cameras. The pattern printed on this item is inspired from the art project Project Hyperface. We are not affiliated with them and do NOT guarantee this will actually confuse AI algorithms! About these Anti Facial […]

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Protest surveillance tech with these anti facial recognition joggers. The fake faces printed all over it are meant to confuse cameras.

The pattern printed on this item is inspired from the art project Project Hyperface. We are not affiliated with them and do NOT guarantee this will actually confuse AI algorithms!

About these Anti Facial Recognition Joggers:

• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
• Slim fit
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Cuffed legs
• Practical pockets
• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring

NOTE: THIS ITEM IS CUT & SEWN TO ORDER

We normally take 2-7 business days to create our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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Taiwan Badminton Hawkeye Match Point Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/taiwan-badminton-hawkeye-match-point-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/taiwan-badminton-hawkeye-match-point-shirt/#comments Sat, 07 Aug 2021 04:12:50 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=497084 This Taiwan Badminton Hawkeye Match Point shirt is our tribute to Lee Yang (李洋) and Wang Chi-lin (王齊麟) for winning the gold medal for men’s doubles at Tokyo 2020. The winning point was challenged by the opposing team Li Junhui (李俊慧) and Liu Yuchen (劉雨辰) of China. Upon review using the Hawkeye computer vision system, […]

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This Taiwan Badminton Hawkeye Match Point shirt is our tribute to Lee Yang (李洋) and Wang Chi-lin (王齊麟) for winning the gold medal for men’s doubles at Tokyo 2020. The winning point was challenged by the opposing team Li Junhui (李俊慧) and Liu Yuchen (劉雨辰) of China. Upon review using the Hawkeye computer vision system, the shot by Lee and Wang was shown to have fallen on the back line — and this is represented as the black spot on our t-shirt.

About this Taiwan Badminton Hawkeye Match Point Shirt:

– Made to order on a Bella & Canvas 3001 unisex premium t-shirt in the Kelly green color
– 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
– Pre-shrunk fabric
– 30 single
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
– Side-seamed

NOTE: This item is printed to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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So Long And Thanks For All The Fish Shirt https://yelopomelo.com/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish-shirt/ https://yelopomelo.com/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish-shirt/#respond Thu, 13 May 2021 03:38:48 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?post_type=product&p=496853 Our ode to the fourth book in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: this So Long And Thanks For All The Fish shirt features a happy dolphin on a starry sky… Thanks for saving us, dolphins! About this So Long And Thanks For All The Fish Shirt: – Made to order on a Bella & […]

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Our ode to the fourth book in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: this So Long And Thanks For All The Fish shirt features a happy dolphin on a starry sky… Thanks for saving us, dolphins!

About this So Long And Thanks For All The Fish Shirt:

– Made to order on a Bella & Canvas 3001 unisex premium t-shirt
– Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
– Pre-shrunk fabric
– 30 single
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
– Side-seamed

NOTE: This item is printed to order.

We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.

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