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Yep, it’s that time of the year again! Here is our guide for how to choose a hipster baby name in 2020.

Well-cultured hipsters are used to being in the know: always knowing what’s popular in art, music and fashion. But I see that doubt that’s nagging at you… how do you stay on top of trends for baby names? Sure, it’s easy enough to google your national names registry (United States, England and Wales, and Australia, I’m looking at you) — but those stodgy old databases, at best, merely show you the popular names you should avoid.

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So what’s an expecting hipster parent to do?

Read on to learn about the following 3 hipster baby name trends we’re seeing in 2020, the year of hindsight:

  1. Global or international names;
  2. Non-binary or gender-neutral names; and
  3. Names that are inspired by climate change and nature.

Fear not, my friend. You’ll be off and naming your little one in no time.

In 2020, Global Names Will Reign (Again)

What better way to show you’re a well-traveled hipster parent than to choose an international name derived from an exotic locale? As a bonus, your newborn is also more likely to have a unique name when they get to kindergarten.

Nameberry projects that Scandinavian boy names will be hot this year — names like AndersBjornGunnarLeifMagnus, and Thor. For girls, popular global names seem to be more geographically scattered: the Arabic name Amina is trending (she was the Prophet Muhammed’s mother), as well as the Irish and Welsh name Teagan, and names of Greek goddesses, like Artemis and Persephone.

Whatever you choose, remember that it’s not enough to have a cool, unique name! You will also want a name that is (at least somewhat) pronounceable in various languages. Unless you want to doom your child to a lifetime of having to spell out her name to everyone, that is.

But enough gabbing, here are some international names that fit the bill:

Global Girl Names

  • Ainara
  • Candela
  • Eline
  • Juni
  • Saga

Global Boy Names

  • Aurelius
  • Hart
  • Lazer
  • Ozias
  • Raoul

Want more examples? Here are 106 Girl Names Uncommon in the US and 100 Boy Names Uncommon in the US (Nameberry).

2020 Hipster Names: Go For Non Binary

As hipster parents, we want our children to be free of gender stereotypes, n’est-ce pas? So what greater gift can there be than a gender-neutral name? Which means, by the way, no names that end with “son” (like Madison or Jackson), nor names that were originally boy or girl names that have since crossed gender lines (sorry Billie Eilish). Even better if you can choose a social justice-related name, such as, well, Justice. See this longer list of unisex names from Nameberry for further inspiration, but here are a few to get you started:

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Go, Justice, go.

Non-Binary Baby Names

  • Amari
  • Ever
  • Haven
  • Journey
  • Kendall
  • Quincy
  • Rebel
  • Wren
  • Zephyr

Baby Names in 2020: It’s Hip to be Eco-Conscious

The end of this decade heralded unprecedented interest in climate change around the world — much of it inspired by the urgent speeches and protests from a certain Swedish teen activist. As such, we’re in the midst of a new generation of eco-conscious moms and dads choosing baby names with an environmental flair. Now, don’t be so obvious as to name your child after famed environmental activists (the first names of Greta Thunberg and David Attenborough have surged recently). A name simply alluding to nature will do just fine:

Nature-Related Baby Names

  • Ash
  • Eden
  • Forrest
  • Iris
  • Ivy
  • Jasmin/Yasmin
  • Moss
  • River
  • Rowan
  • Willow
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Climate change jokes aside…

2020 Names to Absolutely Avoid

Our job would be poorly done if we didn’t guide you, dear reader, on the names you must avoid… at all costs.

First rule as a hipster parent: avoid the most popular names. According to Baby Center, the most popular baby names in 2019 were Sophia (derived from the Greek for “wisdom” and used by European royalty in the Middle Ages) and Liam (“strong-willed warrior and protector”… and the shortened version of William, of course).

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Popularity of “Liam” up to 2019. Avoid this name at all costs!

Keep It Simple, Stupid: Avoid These Most Popular Names from 2019

Courtesy of Baby Center:

Top Girl Names in 2019

  1. Sophia
  2. Olivia
  3. Emma
  4. Ava
  5. Aria
  6. Isabella
  7. Amelia
  8. Mia
  9. Riley
  10. Aaliyah

Top Boy Names in 2019

  1. Liam
  2. Jackson
  3. Noah
  4. Aiden
  5. Grayson
  6. Caden
  7. Lucas
  8. Elijah
  9. Oliver
  10. Muhammed

No: British Royalty Names

The frenzy over Meaghan and Harry never ceases. Remember when people were betting on what they’d name their kid? Don’t choose a name that will forever remind you of the year of Megxit…

  • Archie
  • Catherine
  • Charlotte
  • Diana
  • Elizabeth
  • George
  • Harrison
  • Harry
  • Louis
  • Meaghan
  • William
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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex (By Office of the Governor-General – GG.Govt.nz, CC BY 4.0)

No: Names You Learned While Binge Watching

Finally, please avoid names you learned from Netflix. Because… well, do I really need to tell you how crass it is to name your child after a television series? Don’t be like the 560 families that called their offspring Khaleesi — or at the very least, wait until after the season finale so you know how everything ends?!

  • Arya, Daenerys, Tyrion (Game of Thrones)
  • Walter, Jesse, Skyler (Breaking Bad)
  • Kimmy, Titus, Lillian (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)
  • Piper, Poussey, Claudette (Orange is the New Black)
  • Siobhan, Logan, Kendall, Roman (Succession)

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Hipster Baby Names For 2019 https://yelopomelo.com/hipster-baby-names-for-2019/ https://yelopomelo.com/hipster-baby-names-for-2019/#respond Thu, 27 Dec 2018 03:35:39 +0000 https://yelopomelo.com/?p=236724 Ah, yes, the end of the year: a time for reflecting on our past mistakes and future ambitions. Today, we’re looking back at the most popular baby names in 2018 — which of course, as a hipster parent you must avoid — and scouting ahead to hipster baby name trends for 2019. According to Baby […]

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Ah, yes, the end of the year: a time for reflecting on our past mistakes and future ambitions. Today, we’re looking back at the most popular baby names in 2018 — which of course, as a hipster parent you must avoid — and scouting ahead to hipster baby name trends for 2019.

According to Baby Center, the most popular baby names in 2018 were Sophia (derived from the Greek for “wisdom” and used by European royalty in the Middle Ages) and Jackson (originally a last name meaning “son of Jack”).

The major baby name influencers in 2018 are thanks to Fortnite (Ramirez jumped up 57% for boys, Rogue 47% for girls and 21% for boys), the Kardashian-Jenner family (Stormi rose 63%, Dream 42%), and the aspirational Zen lifestyle (Peace rose 66% for girls, Fern 55% for baby boys).

Naturally, going forward it’s best to avoid the most popular names from this year. But what is an expecting hipster parent to do in 2019? Never fear! We’re going to walk you through some trends as predicted by Nameberry — but with our own hipster-parent twist.

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Popularity of “Jackson” over time (Baby Center) — Avoid this name at all costs!

In 2019: Global Names Will Reign

Thankfully, as globalization makes the world smaller, the list of international names gets larger. Any well-traveled hipster parent can choose an international name derived from far-flung places — making it more likely that your newborn will have a unique name when they get to kindergarten. From Maori to Xhosa names, Indian to Israeli names, it’s now a breeze to find names that are rare in North America but have deep roots elsewhere.

Global names was identified as the “biggest big picture trend” in baby names for 2019, and it is unlikely to go away in the years to come. But as different cultures cross and co-mingle, it’s not enough to have a cool, unique name — you also want a name that is easily pronounceable in various languages. Because you don’t want to doom your child to a lifetime of having to spell out her name to everyone, like these hipster parents that regret their “cool” baby names (New York Post).

In fact, the name of my own son was chosen with this consideration in mind. We named him Sander, which is translatable in English, Norwegian, and Mandarin — this was important to us, given our Norwegian, Chinese, and Canadian backgrounds.

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Credit: New York Post

But enough gabbing, here are some names:

  • Ainara
  • Caspar
  • Dion
  • Fia
  • Jedda
  • Kiran
  • Leni
  • Niabi
  • Sena
  • Walken

Want more examples? Here are 106 Girl Names Uncommon in the US and 100 Boy Names Uncommon in the US (Nameberry).

Hipster Names: Go for Non Binary

As hipster parents, we want our children to be free of gender stereotypes, n’est-ce pas? What greater gift than a gender-neutral name? Which means, by the way, no names that end with “son” (like Madison or Jackson), nor names that were originally boy or girl names that have since crossed gender lines (like Charlie). Even better if you can choose a social justice-related name, such as, well, Justice. See this longer list of unisex names from Nameberry for further inspiration, but here are a few to get you started:

  • Arden
  • Briar
  • Ever
  • Journey
  • Justice
  • Haven
  • Ocean
  • Quincy
  • Rebel
  • River
  • Wren

Hipster Color Names: Understated Hues

Understated is the new black! Move over bright and vibrant colors (like Scarlett, Ruby, and well… Blue), next year’s trend is muted hues (think: Grey, Ash, Mauve).

  • Ash
  • Fawn
  • Gray/Grey
  • Ivory
  • Lavender
  • Lilac
  • Mauve
  • Moss
  • Olive
  • Sage

2019 Name Trends to Absolutely Avoid

Of course, trends are trends, and hipster parents should be the setters, not the followers. Yes, we want to be unique — but don’t go overboard, lest you find yourself naming your daughter Abcde, like this woman. (Pronounced “Ab-city.” No, really.)

So do yourself a favor and do not get on these bandwagons. You’re better than this.

No: Jewel Names

We’ve been naming girls after pretty things since time immemorial. But the newest trend is to use unusual jewel names to name our boys, too. You know how flaunting your new-money wealth is crass? Naming your kid after rare gems is no better. (And imagine how much you’ll hate screaming “Emerald” in the playground in a few years.)

  • Amethyst
  • Emerald
  • Garnet
  • Jasper
  • Jet
  • Onyx
  • Opal
  • Peridot
  • Sapphire
  • Topaz

No: Celebrity Surname Names

Dear God you’d think the tabloids could never stoop this low. Just: no.

  • Beckham
  • Bowie
  • Ellington
  • Hendrix
  • Jolie
  • Ledger
  • Lennon
  • Lennox
  • Monroe
  • Wilder

No: Animal Names

Hold on there, Tiger — and slowly back away from the zoo.

  • Bear
  • Falcon
  • Fox
  • Hawk
  • Koala
  • Lion
  • Lynx
  • Otter
  • Tiger
  • Wolf

No: Vintage Nickname Names for Boys

Hey Buster, do I even need to explain this? But mostly, avoid Johnny, unless you like associations with fictional deranged murderers. (And no naming your kids after memes!)

Here's Johnny!
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  • Ace
  • Billy
  • Buddy
  • Buster
  • Hank
  • Ike
  • Jimmy
  • Johnny
  • Sonny
  • Spike

Alright, Just Keep It Simple: Avoid the Most Popular Names from 2018

Courtesy of Baby Center:

Top Girl Names in 2018

  1. Sophia
  2. Olivia
  3. Emma
  4. Ava
  5. Isabella
  6. Aria
  7. Riley
  8. Amelia
  9. Mia
  10. Layla

Top Boy Names in 2018

  1. Jackson
  2. Liam
  3. Noah
  4. Aiden
  5. Caden
  6. Grayson
  7. Lucas
  8. Mason
  9. Oliver
  10. Elijah

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