Vogon Poetry Notebook (blank)
$16.95 – $19.95
This Vogon Poetry notebook makes for a hilarious gift for Hitchhiker’s Guide fans! For that special someone who truly deserves the third-worst poetry in the universe… Choose between plain, ruled, graph or bullet paper.
Forward by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, writer of the worst poetry in the universe.
Review by Oolon Colluphid, author of the “trilogy of philosophical blockbusters” entitled Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?: “Horrible… just horrible!”
Review by Hurling Frootmig, founder of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: “My ears started bleeding immediately.”
THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL HITCHHIKER’S MERCH! Just designed by a fan 🙂
About this Vogon Poetry Notebook:
- Scuff resistant velvet ultra matte laminate cover
- 48 pages of creamy white smooth finish 70-lb acid-free paper
- Two sizes to choose from:
- Small: 5″ x 8.25″
- Large: 7.25″ by 10″
- Choose from Plain, Ruled, Graph, or Bullet pages inside
NOTE: THIS ITEM IS MADE TO ORDER.
We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.
Plain, Ruled, Graph, Bullet